Aloe & Moss

We all have those movies that we go to for background noise, mindless comfort, or general warmth.

Steel Magnolias is off my list.

Which is a bummer because I’d always wanted to age into Ouizer. I fancied myself turning into a grumpy old woman that wore mismatched clothing and fur coats off-season and have a stinging wit.

Now I’m M’Lynn.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always loved Sally Field, but to me she was the least relatable character in the entire movie.

I get it. I want to hit something.